| 10. Someone asks, "What
died in here?" and you show them. |
| 9. Dust on TV screen gives
everybody comical Andy Rooney eyebrows. |
| 8. When you win the Publishers
Clearing House Sweepstakes, Ed McMahon refuses to get out
of the van. |
| 7. The so-called "Dust
Bunnies" have sharp, snapping teeth. |
| 6. Your house gets hit by
a twister and it actually looks better. |
| 5. Guests take one look at
your bathroom and decide to use the backyard. |
| 4. When someone from the health
department rings your doorbell, you say, "Not again!" |
| 3. Every time you turn on
a faucet, you hear a muffled barking sound. |
| 2. Even Robert Downey, Jr.
refuses to sleep on your floor. |
| 1. You've been receiving death
threats from Mr. Clean. |
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| -Courtesy “Letterman
Top Ten” April 8, 1997. |
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